It’s quite a shame that Traci Lords, once proud frontrunner of the porn industry, has jumped the shark by going into mainstream cinema. Everybody can agree that she was at the height of her career when she was naked in front of the camera and getting paid to be fucked for porn movies whose half-assed scripts are simple excuses to tie together an orgy of sex scenes from various pornstars. Yep, it’s a bittersweet thought, but at least, Traci Lords is still relevant to all of Hollywood’s interests that the paps can recognize a reformed pornstar and take a few pictures of her.
We can all agree, though, that despite departing from the best job ever (taking the leash off your pussy for a power fuck with seasoned cocks and having the perks of being a snooty celebrity while you’re at it), Traci Lords’ mellowing did not tinge her beauty at all; even age agrees with her, since she’s still looking hot and eager for a fuck at 41. So Traci Lords, if ever you find that mainstream doesn’t fit too well with your dreams, you’re still hot material for us who want you back doing porn. But either way, you’re still looking hot in these glamour pictures of yours, so way to go.